Dramatics of A Teenage Kikay Queen: Part 3
Sunday, August 22, 2004
On Virginity:
Back when Cami was around 7 years old, she and my stepmom, who was civilly married to my dad and pregnant with her first child, had a "talk." I was 17 then and minding my own business.
Cami: Mom, what's a virgin?
Mom: (Not knowing what to say to an innocent six year old) Uhm, somebody who hasn't been kissed?
Cami: Oh, okay! Cat, are you a virgin???
Me: (Shocked at the question) Mo- om!!! (Though I was a virgin, sadly, I was never kissed yet. I was a virgin in both accounts)
On Marriage:
Probably a year after, 8 year old Cami was playing with her Barbie doll. She stuffed clothes into her doll's dress, particularly at its midsection area, to make her look pregnant. She showed my stepmom.
Mom: So who's the father (of the baby of the doll)?
Cami: Her boyfriend.
Mom: (Shocked at the incorrect values of an 8 year old girl) No, that's not right. A girl has to get married in church first before she gets pregnant by her husband.
Cami: (Confused) Eh, why you (got pregnant first before dad married you)?!
Mom: (Dumbfounded) Err... uhh.. that's why it's wrong!
On Doug Kramer's inability to make shots and score points:
"Nag-away kami eh!"
On LA Tenorio's inability to make shots and score points:
"Break na kami so wala na siyang inspiration!"
On Doug Kramer making shots and scoring points:
"Tinext ko na siya eh! Inspired na siya!"
On Mac Cardona's nose:
"Argh! Mac Cardona's nose is haunting me! It's stuck in my head kanina pa!!!"
Back when Cami was around 7 years old, she and my stepmom, who was civilly married to my dad and pregnant with her first child, had a "talk." I was 17 then and minding my own business.
Cami: Mom, what's a virgin?
Mom: (Not knowing what to say to an innocent six year old) Uhm, somebody who hasn't been kissed?
Cami: Oh, okay! Cat, are you a virgin???
Me: (Shocked at the question) Mo- om!!! (Though I was a virgin, sadly, I was never kissed yet. I was a virgin in both accounts)
On Marriage:
Probably a year after, 8 year old Cami was playing with her Barbie doll. She stuffed clothes into her doll's dress, particularly at its midsection area, to make her look pregnant. She showed my stepmom.
Mom: So who's the father (of the baby of the doll)?
Cami: Her boyfriend.
Mom: (Shocked at the incorrect values of an 8 year old girl) No, that's not right. A girl has to get married in church first before she gets pregnant by her husband.
Cami: (Confused) Eh, why you (got pregnant first before dad married you)?!
Mom: (Dumbfounded) Err... uhh.. that's why it's wrong!
On Doug Kramer's inability to make shots and score points:
"Nag-away kami eh!"
On LA Tenorio's inability to make shots and score points:
"Break na kami so wala na siyang inspiration!"
On Doug Kramer making shots and scoring points:
"Tinext ko na siya eh! Inspired na siya!"
On Mac Cardona's nose:
"Argh! Mac Cardona's nose is haunting me! It's stuck in my head kanina pa!!!"
1 Comments:
Hahahaha you anecdotes about your sister always crack me up!
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